1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:06,799 Flint was staring down the horde of zombies having just killed Nergoth Bladelord. 3 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,240 Are they running or shambling? 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,439 They're not slow, but they're definitely not running. 5 00:00:11,439 --> 00:00:12,480 I don't know what that means. 6 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,679 Guys, we've got three options. 7 00:00:13,679 --> 00:00:15,519 Zombie horde, don't know, more drakes. 8 00:00:15,519 --> 00:00:16,800 Or do you guys just want to run? 9 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,920 Let's fucking run. 10 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,440 You all begin to book it. 11 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,039 Nularaaaa, you make room. 12 00:00:21,039 --> 00:00:27,199 As you carry forward, you see members of the cult of the dragon that you are now charging towards. 13 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:30,960 Guys, we just need to keep them busy till our horde of zombies is here to help us. 14 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,879 You four pile through them, knocking them to the side. 15 00:00:34,879 --> 00:00:39,840 Nularaaaa, you turn to see the eyes of a dragon looking right at you. 16 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:45,920 As you clear the hallway, lightning comes down the hallway and strikes the remaining cultists. 17 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,600 I think we just want to keep heading deeper towards the center. 18 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,719 Flint, as you and Nularaaaa move the last boulder, 19 00:00:52,799 --> 00:00:59,519 you realize that the light source is coming from a monstrous building. 20 00:00:59,519 --> 00:01:05,840 Screams and roars come from over the edges as another blair of the Drakorn sounds. 21 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,319 And you are looking at the Temple of Tiamat. 22 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,599 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 23 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:18,239 We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. 24 00:01:18,239 --> 00:01:20,000 And I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More. 25 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,319 And with me today is Amy More. 26 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,439 I'm Amy More. I play Thea Amastasia. 27 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:30,560 And the thing that bugs me the most is when I step in a puddle with socks on, 28 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,400 nothing enrages me more. 29 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:36,079 I feel like that was pointed. Also with me, Carla Johnson. 30 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:39,280 I am Carla Johnson. I play Nularaaaa Moonbrook. 31 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:46,480 I just try not to let the like petty bothers of day-to-day life like really get me down, 32 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,519 you know, and try to like just stay really positive all the time. 33 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:54,799 It's pretty cute. 34 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:56,159 That's what I mean. That's not true. 35 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,319 I get irritated about everything all the time, 36 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,319 but I just want to tease Amy because I love her. 37 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:03,039 And Tom Laird. 38 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:04,400 Yeah, that's me. 39 00:02:05,039 --> 00:02:10,400 I play Flip Firebeard and I'm straight up 100% with Amy on this one. 40 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,919 Let's get into it. 41 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,919 Puddles on the floor, socks, fuck, just the worst. 42 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:19,039 See, Paisley's on. 43 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,400 Paisley agrees. 44 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,639 Which is our new podcast called What Did You Step In? 45 00:02:22,719 --> 00:02:30,240 Each week, we delve into what we stepped in this week. 46 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:34,639 I stepped in a lot of snow yesterday because I hiked up to Heart Lake. 47 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,280 And let me tell you, there's a lot of snow up there. 48 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:38,960 Fair enough. 49 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,199 So, that's bad. 50 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:45,599 Russ was just kidding, but now we're doing it. 51 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,000 No, guys, I didn't really want to. 52 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I stepped onto a baseball field. 53 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,960 I didn't step into it, but I stepped onto it. 54 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:53,520 So that was fun. 55 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,360 We had an informal softball practice. 56 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:56,319 You know what? 57 00:02:56,319 --> 00:02:57,520 Sexy pitches back at it. 58 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,000 That's right. 59 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,479 Cut off our stepped in podcast here. 60 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,680 And if you want more of this stepped in podcast, 61 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,000 you got to visit us over on Patreon where we might 62 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,719 talk about what we stepped in in one of the Goo Kangs. 63 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:11,360 So look forward to that coming up, everybody. 64 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,680 Whenever that is. 65 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,759 But Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 66 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:18,719 You can come over there and check out what we've got going on 67 00:03:18,719 --> 00:03:20,000 and what we've got going on. 68 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,960 It's a great community that you can be part of for anywhere 69 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,280 from a dollar up a month. 70 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,439 You can get some great bonus rewards and tears. 71 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:34,000 No, great rewards, bonus content at different tiers. 72 00:03:34,879 --> 00:03:35,520 There it is. 73 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,319 That was a struggle. 74 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,919 You got there, though. 75 00:03:38,639 --> 00:03:39,840 Good for you. 76 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,560 It was tough. 77 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,120 Sorry. 78 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:41,840 Sorry, everybody. 79 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,360 We also dedicate an episode to a patron. 80 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,319 And today's patron is Devin Michaels. 81 00:03:48,719 --> 00:03:49,520 Hey, thanks, Devin. 82 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,800 Hey, thanks, Devin. 83 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,919 Devin, you're the best. 84 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,199 Thank you, Devin. 85 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,400 Two first names again. 86 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,120 First names again. 87 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:55,759 Yeah. 88 00:03:55,759 --> 00:03:59,919 Because sometimes we had a previous patron who had two first names, 89 00:03:59,919 --> 00:04:01,039 like a first name for his last name. 90 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:04,400 You know, all those people named Michaels has a first name. 91 00:04:05,199 --> 00:04:05,699 Yeah. 92 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:06,900 Yeah. 93 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:13,599 How many people do you know named Michaels? 94 00:04:13,599 --> 00:04:14,099 Almost. 95 00:04:15,039 --> 00:04:16,079 So close. 96 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:16,800 I mean, there's that. 97 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,080 That's all I have to say. 98 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,880 That's my whole defense. 99 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,160 It's so close. 100 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,040 You two are like Mario there for a second. 101 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,040 I was so close. 102 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:33,680 It's me. 103 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:34,880 I was so close. 104 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:37,440 That's good. 105 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,640 And yet, you were so close. 106 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,440 So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 107 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,240 So close. 108 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,040 So close. 109 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,480 Can this episode be called so close? 110 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,319 I guess it depends what turns out. 111 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:54,960 It depends. 112 00:04:56,319 --> 00:04:57,280 We die this episode. 113 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,639 Almost made it to TMS. 114 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:03,139 Almost. 115 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:04,879 A new host rule. 116 00:05:04,879 --> 00:05:07,040 I think if anyone rolls like a crit fail, 117 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,120 they have to immediately say, so close. 118 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,560 At least today. 119 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,000 Yes, at least today's session. 120 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,759 We'll obviously forget after today. 121 00:05:19,759 --> 00:05:22,800 We can't even remember how to play the game 122 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,680 from week to week. 123 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,480 We certainly can't remember jokes from week to week. 124 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaking of which, fuck it. 125 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,519 Let's play D&D. 126 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:47,600 You four step out of this caved in entryway. 127 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:54,160 Into the caldera of the well of the dragons. 128 00:05:55,519 --> 00:05:59,439 You look and you see over the rubble ahead of you. 129 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:06,079 The peak of twisting cornices reaching up 130 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:11,680 of the five towers of the temple of Tiamat. 131 00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:14,720 You look to the sky and you see 132 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,600 a swirling storm and cyclone that has built 133 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,040 since you went into the volcano. 134 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,680 You see metallic and chromatic dragons 135 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,400 tearing each other apart in the sky. 136 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:38,080 Roars and calls and screams of battle 137 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:43,040 surround you, bouncing off the walls of the volcano. 138 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:53,440 I'm going to change back into my regular as I say. 139 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,520 Holy shit, you guys. 140 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,560 Yeah, that about sums it up. 141 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,600 At least we're heading in the right direction. 142 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,400 We've got to be, right? 143 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,320 Yeah, I mean, if this isn't where we want to be, 144 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,760 then I don't know where we want to be. 145 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,120 Agreed. 146 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,280 I mean, I don't want to be here. 147 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,640 Oh, no, that's not what I meant. 148 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,200 To be clear. 149 00:07:13,759 --> 00:07:16,639 To finish the job, we need to be here. 150 00:07:16,639 --> 00:07:17,519 Yeah, yeah. 151 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,839 Well, guys, let's finish the job. 152 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:29,839 Do we see, like you basically described, 153 00:07:31,439 --> 00:07:33,919 it's a big tower, but with five towers, I think, right? 154 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,560 Yeah, so you just kind of see the peaks right now 155 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:40,319 because you're kind of down in a collapsed portion of the volcano. 156 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:45,199 So you can't really see the full scope of the tower 157 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:46,079 from where you are. 158 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:51,519 If you so desired, you could move somewhere to do that. 159 00:07:51,519 --> 00:07:53,519 Actually, I think we live here now. 160 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,199 See, this is what I'm asking. 161 00:07:57,199 --> 00:07:58,800 All right, so you set up a homestay. 162 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,240 That's what I was wondering if, like, 163 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,159 so we've kind of cleared all this rubble, 164 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:05,759 we've made it through, and like, 165 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:08,800 are we on the exterior of a building 166 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,520 or do we, like, see paths or, like, 167 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,680 what is in our immediate vicinity 168 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,920 as opposed to just, like, the scale of the battle beyond? 169 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:22,319 You are in a collapsed pit. 170 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:27,040 So what you see is just rubble from rock and... 171 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,280 Oh, we're in a hole. 172 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:29,840 You're in a hole. 173 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,639 Yeah, we're in a hole. 174 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:32,000 You guys, we have to climb around in this hole. 175 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,840 I'm trying to fancy describe this hole. 176 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,360 No, it was too fancy. 177 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:36,879 But I should just say you're in a hole. 178 00:08:36,879 --> 00:08:38,480 Don't be too fancy for us. 179 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,240 Russ, you never need to fancy describe a hole. 180 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,120 I didn't get it. 181 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:41,360 Fair enough. 182 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,120 No, for the love of God, we're like... 183 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:45,920 What kind of special area are we in? 184 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,720 You're not, you guys. 185 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,800 You dug yourselves into a hole. 186 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,279 Nice job. 187 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,639 Can I carefully clamber to the top 188 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:55,600 and just peer over in a sneaky way 189 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,680 because we don't know what's up there. 190 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,680 How deep is the hole we're in? 191 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:02,720 The hole itself is quite large, like, 192 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,680 longest point, like 150 feet, 193 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,600 widest part, almost 100 feet. 194 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,520 Less of a hole more of a crater, then? 195 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:12,160 Well, yeah. 196 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,280 It's a very large volcano. 197 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,720 What a big old hole. 198 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,000 I tried to fancy describe it 199 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,200 because it was more than a hole, 200 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,040 but you just hear that it was a hole. 201 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,040 You guys are in a little more than a hole. 202 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,520 Ah, yes, I get it. 203 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,320 You're in a collapsed crater within a volcano. 204 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:30,000 When anybody would like to begin walking up, 205 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,760 it would be considered difficult terrain 206 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,440 for those that that affects. 207 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,240 So a dexterity athletics roll. 208 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,480 So it's obviously a fairly steep sides out. 209 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,640 What if we used a ladder? 210 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,600 Does anyone, does anyone have a ladder? 211 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,200 If only someone had a ladder. 212 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,800 If only someone had a rod of lordly might. 213 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,600 Wait a minute, guys. 214 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,200 I can help us out here with this here ladder. 215 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,480 Flint, it's genius. 216 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:00,960 I love it. 217 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,560 Well, let's do it. 218 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,320 You know, this ladder is coming real handy 219 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,200 a bunch of times. 220 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,400 This always makes me feel like a fucking hero 221 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,120 to have this thing. 222 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,040 So I press the. 223 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,400 It's so big too. 224 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,800 I press the corresponding rod button 225 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,960 and extend it into ladder form. 226 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,120 Do you say something like go go gadget ladder? 227 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,200 I don't believe I've ever said anything for it, 228 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:26,160 but make ladder go now. 229 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,080 That new intellect headband is really working out. 230 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:30,880 It's really good. 231 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,039 It's bringing you all those real good words. 232 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,639 You begin scaling up the ladder 233 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:42,559 and you it takes a quick minute, 234 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,679 but you get to the top of the hole that you're in 235 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,480 and you are now on the edge 236 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,200 and you look out before you 237 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,759 and the caldera is blanketed beneath bones 238 00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:57,840 of hundreds of dead dragons. 239 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:02,399 But that is not the most arresting feature. 240 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,480 A mind numbing structure that you saw the peak of 241 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,240 looks like it has pushed up beneath the tangled bones 242 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,040 to tower above the blasted volcano. 243 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,879 Partly volcanic ash fused with dragon bones 244 00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:20,000 and partly stone imbued with the dark magic 245 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,680 of the nine hells itself. 246 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:25,519 The temple of Tiamat is all chaotic angles 247 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,399 and jutting buttresses. 248 00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:33,439 Within that snarl of cornices and soaring angulation 249 00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:36,480 you make out five asymmetric towers 250 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,720 topped by twisting steeples 251 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,319 and you see landing atop those towers 252 00:11:42,319 --> 00:11:46,720 one of each of the different five colored chromatic dragons. 253 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:49,759 Do they see us? 254 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,919 Yeah, are these living dragons 255 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,759 or are they like sculptures built in 256 00:11:53,759 --> 00:11:55,120 at the top of the towers? 257 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,319 No, sorry, they are just landing. 258 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,679 They are alive. 259 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,279 You are kind of hidden among different bones and stones 260 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,039 so they have not seen you directly as of this moment. 261 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:13,519 Well, I guess, yeah, dragon bones, huge. 262 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,639 Yeah, the scale of this place is enormous. 263 00:12:18,399 --> 00:12:19,519 It feels so tiny. 264 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:22,799 All we know is that this was the way 265 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:24,639 to where they're doing the ceremony. 266 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,960 Not particularly helpful now that we've arrived here 267 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,159 outside this fucking monstrosity. 268 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:34,480 What do you want to do? 269 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,799 Should we just try to make our way to the tower? 270 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,559 I mean, if there's a sacrifice going on, 271 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,960 couldn't it be there? 272 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,960 Yep, I mean, certainly that's the direction 273 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,120 we need to go sneakily. 274 00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:47,679 Let's go in that direction. 275 00:12:49,759 --> 00:12:52,000 Everybody make a stealth check. 276 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,480 Do I have to make a stealth check for my owl? 277 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:55,940 Yep. 278 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,840 Yeah, how's Guacamole getting around 279 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,759 now that you're out in the open? 280 00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:04,159 Just like walking carefully. 281 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,159 Just on her tippy toes, real slow. 282 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:11,120 I rolled for myself. 283 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,320 Were you so close? 284 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,320 I was so close. 285 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,480 I rolled an eight plus one. 286 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:17,620 Okay. 287 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:23,279 So nine, oh god, and Guacamole got a five, 288 00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:25,600 oh plus four, so she got a nine. 289 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,399 There we go. 290 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:27,919 It would have been better. 291 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,799 Those aren't sneaky rolls, you guys. 292 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,079 I got a 16 with Flint. 293 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,679 Don't walk near me, I'm super loud. 294 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,120 I got a 12 and Donnie got a 13. 295 00:13:38,879 --> 00:13:43,039 You, not so quietly for the most part, 296 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,519 are kind of climbing through these bones 297 00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:49,439 and around large boulders that have broken free. 298 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,360 You are about 200 feet from the tower, 299 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,560 so you are trying very hard to stay hidden 300 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,320 from the Chromatic Dragons 301 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,720 who seem to now be turning towards 302 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,240 one side of the tower 303 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,800 that is away from your direction. 304 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,320 As you continue to get closer, 305 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,920 you hear orders quietly being called 306 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,600 from around the far side of the temple 307 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,720 the closer you get. 308 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,840 And as these orders are being called, 309 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,399 you see the five Chromatic Dragons 310 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,720 leap up into the sky 311 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,960 and begin circling the location. 312 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,279 Double cheeseburger, fries, no ketchup. 313 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,639 Oh, it's the dragon drive-through, of course. 314 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:38,560 I'm sorry, I'm stressed out right now. 315 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,160 Yep. 316 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,519 There are so many big things. 317 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:43,840 As they are soaring around, 318 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,840 you hear another blast of the Drakorn 319 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,680 that echoes off the walls 320 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,759 of the inside of the volcano. 321 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:52,160 Can I use my lucky loo 322 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,240 to see if I can see what they're circling 323 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,360 with a little more clarity? 324 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,879 Or is it blocked out by the tower? 325 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:00,639 From what you can gauge 326 00:15:00,639 --> 00:15:01,840 by what you can hear 327 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,040 from where the orders are coming from, 328 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,480 it's coming around the far side 329 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,080 of the tower itself. 330 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:06,480 Okay. 331 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,080 So if you were to see them, 332 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,240 you would have to physically walk around. 333 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,280 Yeah, that doesn't sound great. 334 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,720 We should just get to where we're going then. 335 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:13,860 Yeah. 336 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,160 You kind of keep an eye on them, 337 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,920 and they are circling, 338 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,360 getting lower and lower 339 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,399 to the one side of the tower. 340 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,879 And you have made it 341 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,639 to the side of the tower. 342 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,000 And is there a conveniently placed door? 343 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,040 Not at your current position. 344 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,639 Too bad. 345 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:35,519 Any windows? 346 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,120 I mean, I've often heard 347 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,240 that if there isn't a door, 348 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,759 sometimes there's a window that might be open. 349 00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:40,800 Sometimes there's a window. 350 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,360 Yeah. 351 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,680 Very high up in the tower, 352 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,000 there appear to be slats 353 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,240 that could be construed as windows. 354 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,519 Could, are they like 355 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,519 human body size sneak through slats? 356 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,519 It's very high up. 357 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,680 It's hard to tell exactly how wide they are, 358 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,279 but they would probably be very big. 359 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,840 How high up is very high up? 360 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,720 The tower itself is probably 361 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,200 three to 400 feet tall. 362 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,120 And these windows are? 363 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,519 Somewhere kind of mid-range there, 364 00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:13,039 so 100 to 150 feet. 365 00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:15,440 You guys want to hop on Guacamole's back 366 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,039 and fly up to one of those windows? 367 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:21,360 I'm a little reticent to fly up 368 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,919 with the dragons flying around. 369 00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:26,799 Seems like that would make us more visible. 370 00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:29,679 That's a fair point. 371 00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:31,679 Yeah, you're probably right. 372 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,279 Okay, should we continue 373 00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:39,039 to walk around the side of the tower essentially? 374 00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:41,679 There's got to be a way in somewhere, right? 375 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,600 Or do dragons just fly in the top? 376 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,080 Maybe. 377 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,960 Oh, could be like a helicopter pad. 378 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,279 Yeah, but someone has to do... 379 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,879 The cultists got to get in and out, right? 380 00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:59,440 I don't know a lot about dragon architecture. 381 00:16:59,440 --> 00:16:59,679 Sure. 382 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,000 But what else are we going to do 383 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,240 other than pick left or right and go that way? 384 00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:08,640 Yeah, so they're kind of on the other side 385 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,319 of the tower from us, Russ, correct? 386 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,880 Yes, that is what you are making out. 387 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,160 Okay, so it would be like whichever way we went, 388 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,680 it would be essentially the same distance 389 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,400 or are we shaded to one side more than the other? 390 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,920 Because if we go around the side 391 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,120 that they're like furthest away from us, 392 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,120 that gives us more time to go around 393 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,200 without being discovered in theory. 394 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,440 Yeah, if you were to say go right, 395 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,640 you would probably be closer than if you went left, 396 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,799 like you would reach their location quicker 397 00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:42,640 than if you went left around the building. 398 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,240 Long way around is left. 399 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,519 Well, my legs are tired. 400 00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:46,400 Let's go right ways. 401 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,920 I came to the opposite conclusion. 402 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,480 Me too. 403 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,080 I was thinking let's not go 404 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,000 where the troops seem to be amassing. 405 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,240 Let's go the other way around. 406 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,039 Oh, okay. 407 00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:58,160 Let's go that way. 408 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,560 Where maybe we can stay a little more hidden 409 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,000 for a few more minutes. 410 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,120 Yes, no, that's better. 411 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,600 Thea doesn't strategize. 412 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,960 My dogs are barking, guys. 413 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,000 Let's hit right to it. 414 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:10,720 The dragons don't kill me. 415 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,519 My feet will. 416 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,759 These boots are murder. 417 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:21,680 You begin walking and you hear a couple things. 418 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,800 Above the orders, you hear screams forming. 419 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:30,559 You see the dragons begin to stop circling 420 00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:34,079 and they begin to soar down to the volcano floor. 421 00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:42,240 You also hear a loud cracking boom from off in the distance. 422 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:50,639 If you look, you see clouds beginning to push and make way. 423 00:18:52,159 --> 00:18:54,159 Before we walk any further, I say, 424 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,560 okay, guys, so something I was just thinking 425 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,680 because you guys are so good at the strategy stuff 426 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,800 and everything, but here's something 427 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,160 we just haven't tried before. 428 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,680 I'm just going to throw it out there. 429 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:09,279 What if from a place of hiding where I can see people, 430 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,600 before we like get into the thick of it, 431 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,880 I can like hurt them with some of my ranged spells? 432 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,279 I love it. 433 00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:20,560 It's a great idea. 434 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,600 You know, just open up maybe some moon beam 435 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,480 or blight some bitches or something, 436 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,360 but they won't see me or you guys 437 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,360 and we'll have a bit of an advantage. 438 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:31,840 Yeah. 439 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,320 I mean, like I think that's a real good plan. 440 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,640 I don't know why we've never thought of it before. 441 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,040 I don't know why it took me this long, 442 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,920 but you know what? 443 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,920 I'm here where it counts. 444 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,000 I mean, I think where we are right now, 445 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,360 we're kind of exposed. 446 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,240 So I think unless there's no other solution, 447 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,680 that might be plan B and maybe finding a way 448 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,240 in this tower stealthily might be good. 449 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,000 Oh, no, no, for sure. 450 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,200 We still need to get in here, 451 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,759 but I think like if we get in here 452 00:20:01,759 --> 00:20:03,759 and we see people before they see us 453 00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:05,039 and I forget my plan, 454 00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:10,000 I've told you guys that this is a viable option for us. 455 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,920 Let's go. 456 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,680 So you're continuing along your path. 457 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,559 And we do that real sneaky walk that they do in cartoons. 458 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:17,680 All right. 459 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,039 So super slow. 460 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:19,200 Yeah. 461 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:19,519 All right. 462 00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:23,519 So at that pace, you're going to be walking 463 00:20:23,519 --> 00:20:24,720 for kind of a long time. 464 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,400 Well, we do it a little faster. 465 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,519 I mean, a little bit faster. 466 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,319 Normal pace. 467 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,000 Yes. 468 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,400 Yep. 469 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:30,720 Got it. 470 00:20:31,279 --> 00:20:31,680 Okay. 471 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,799 So you continue your trek around the building 472 00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:37,920 as you get closer to where you assumed 473 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,920 the dragons landed or were circling. 474 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,799 These screams become more intense. 475 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,480 Are they human screams? 476 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,120 Uh, one could presume. 477 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,360 Yep. 478 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,000 Are they screaming things or just general like, ah? 479 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,400 Just general screams of perhaps pain and or agony. 480 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,000 If you were to roll an insight, 481 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,920 I'd give it to you because it'd be pretty low. 482 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:03,599 13. 483 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:04,079 Yep. 484 00:21:04,079 --> 00:21:08,000 Definite pain and or agony and or fear. 485 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,759 I'll give you a fear for that one too. 486 00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:11,680 Can we tell which kind of direction 487 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,880 the screams are coming from 488 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,440 or are they just kind of at the tower 489 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,400 and that's all we can tell. 490 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:19,600 Because of the tricks, 491 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,360 you can kind of hear them all around you, 492 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,200 but it's also from the direction 493 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,400 that you were walking 494 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,120 close to where the dragons had landed. 495 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,380 Okay. 496 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,920 I mean, those screams sound like they could be maybe. 497 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,400 Sacrifices? 498 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,160 Yeah, yeah, some sacrifices. 499 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,920 Stands to reason. 500 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,920 So maybe we go see what we can see. 501 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,640 And I mean, I do have that looky-loo 502 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,160 if we're still far away. 503 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,840 You continue to walk, 504 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,360 taking a glance around every corner as you go. 505 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:59,200 And you come to the final tower to walk around 506 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,120 as you have kind of counted them out 507 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,800 as you have been going around. 508 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,680 And you look who looks around the corner 509 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,720 or do you kind of go three heads at a time there? 510 00:22:09,759 --> 00:22:10,080 Three students. 511 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:10,880 Shotgun lowest head. 512 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,759 Stands to reason. 513 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:14,799 Middle head? 514 00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:16,559 I'm the tallest? 515 00:22:16,559 --> 00:22:17,519 You are the tallest. 516 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,200 Comedic style. 517 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,359 You poke your heads out 518 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,920 and you look to see people being tossed 519 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,720 into the air into dragons' mouths 520 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,680 and a group of them 521 00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:32,160 surrounded by the five chromatic dragons. 522 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,680 How big of a group are we seeing? 523 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,799 How many people in this group? 524 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,599 And how are they being thrown into, 525 00:22:39,599 --> 00:22:40,960 like the dragons are grabbing them 526 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,680 and throwing them up 527 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,039 and catching them up like popcorn? 528 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:46,799 Oh, they're playing with them like orcas play with seals. 529 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,759 You and I, Carla, made the same face 530 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,039 as soon as he said that we were both like. 531 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,220 Yeah. 532 00:22:54,399 --> 00:22:56,639 You see, well, at this point 533 00:22:56,639 --> 00:23:00,319 there probably looks to be about 20 people remaining. 534 00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:01,920 But does it seem, 535 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,240 it doesn't sound like it seems ritualistic, 536 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,839 but does it seem ritualistic 537 00:23:05,839 --> 00:23:08,159 or the dragons are just being like hungry 538 00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:09,279 and fucking gross? 539 00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:13,920 I mean, they are surrounded in a specific order. 540 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,680 I mean, in defense of the dragons, 541 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,160 if you put a hungry tom in front of a pizza, 542 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,519 it's going to get gross. 543 00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:23,440 You could probably infer 544 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,799 that these are the sacrifices. 545 00:23:26,799 --> 00:23:27,299 OK. 546 00:23:27,759 --> 00:23:29,680 Well, I mean, feed people 547 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,440 to five different dragons. 548 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,440 I guess I was like in my mind 549 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,319 I was picturing like priests doing ritualism. 550 00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:39,759 Ritualistic murders. 551 00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:41,119 Temple of doom type stuff. 552 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,519 As opposed to carving things on their bodies. 553 00:23:43,519 --> 00:23:44,639 Calima, yeah. 554 00:23:44,639 --> 00:23:45,279 Yeah, what not. 555 00:23:46,399 --> 00:23:47,919 But yeah, I mean, it makes sense. 556 00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:49,279 Five dragons eating people. 557 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,500 Like. 558 00:23:52,159 --> 00:23:53,279 It all tracks. 559 00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:55,359 Do we know anything about this ritual? 560 00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,439 Because I worked in a library. 561 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:02,079 OK, roll a library check. 562 00:24:02,079 --> 00:24:03,919 My dice is going to be in time. 563 00:24:03,919 --> 00:24:06,559 Arcana or history? 564 00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:07,059 No. 565 00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:09,059 It's a 12. 566 00:24:09,859 --> 00:24:10,500 It's a 15. 567 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:16,419 Do I know that here? 568 00:24:16,419 --> 00:24:18,339 So here's my specific piece of information 569 00:24:18,339 --> 00:24:19,299 I'm looking for. 570 00:24:19,299 --> 00:24:22,099 Do I know that the sacrifices 571 00:24:22,099 --> 00:24:26,019 have to be living before ingested by the dragons? 572 00:24:26,019 --> 00:24:28,579 I'm about to get Machiavellian on this shit. 573 00:24:28,579 --> 00:24:30,099 No, I was thinking the same thing. 574 00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:32,579 Like if we kill the people, are we helping them 575 00:24:32,579 --> 00:24:34,339 or are we stopping them? 576 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:35,460 Yeah, that's my question. 577 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,220 Like, oh, yay, they're all dead. 578 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,140 Thank you for coming in and doing that. 579 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:42,100 Or because I did work in a library. 580 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,940 She's got those library powers. 581 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,620 Dragons are my favorite enemy. 582 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:47,140 Maybe I have like, I mean, you think 583 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:49,059 we would learn as much as there was to learn. 584 00:24:49,059 --> 00:24:50,740 I have a dragonborn in my head. 585 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:51,700 Maybe he knows something. 586 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:54,340 Everybody fucking roll. 587 00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:55,779 I'm going to give you something here. 588 00:24:55,779 --> 00:24:58,819 But I'm just trying to think how to phrase it. 589 00:24:58,819 --> 00:24:59,460 OK. 590 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:01,940 From your readings and from your inner head 591 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:04,019 and from your just general knowledge about dragons. 592 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,660 They prefer to eat things alive. 593 00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:10,900 But the ritual itself does not necessarily dictate 594 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:12,900 alive or dead. 595 00:25:13,619 --> 00:25:16,660 Although sacrifices generally means things 596 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:18,099 have to be alive first. 597 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:23,139 But it does not specify if they were to die 598 00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,259 by a third party and then if the dragons 599 00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:27,139 were to eat them. 600 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,859 There's not no subtext or... 601 00:25:29,859 --> 00:25:30,660 There's no footnote. 602 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:32,420 No footnote there. 603 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:35,620 As they might not have run into that yet. 604 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:40,100 It will be in version 2.0 next millennia. 605 00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:43,140 So this definitely doesn't seem just kind of 606 00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:46,019 like an as animalistic as I first pictured 607 00:25:46,019 --> 00:25:46,660 in my head. 608 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,019 It's more like calculated. 609 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,060 Yeah, guys, I was really hoping 610 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:53,539 that there was going to be a way for us 611 00:25:53,539 --> 00:25:56,180 to not have to try and fight five dragons. 612 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:56,740 Yep. 613 00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:58,420 Anybody coming up with anything? 614 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:02,340 Um, can we sneak by these dragons somehow 615 00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:04,259 that are busy eating these people? 616 00:26:04,259 --> 00:26:05,300 Sorry people. 617 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,539 But I mean, in order for a ritual to happen 618 00:26:07,539 --> 00:26:09,539 there's got to be some magic, 619 00:26:09,539 --> 00:26:11,460 some magic casters somewhere. 620 00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:16,259 There has to be some sorcerers or wizards 621 00:26:16,259 --> 00:26:17,860 or somebody. 622 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:23,539 At that moment you hear the same crushing crack 623 00:26:23,539 --> 00:26:25,300 come from the same direction 624 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,300 as where you saw something rolling 625 00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:28,579 amidst the clouds. 626 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:35,779 And you turn and you see a massive ice fortress. 627 00:26:37,619 --> 00:26:39,940 This is a fucking ice giant's castle? 628 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,859 A flying ice fortress? 629 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:46,579 Floating down through the clouds. 630 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:51,299 And it crashes into the lip of the volcano. 631 00:26:51,299 --> 00:26:55,619 And is basically charging across the floor 632 00:26:55,619 --> 00:26:57,619 of the volcano. 633 00:26:57,619 --> 00:27:00,419 The dragons turn to look and see this 634 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:05,220 and they throw as many people up in the air 635 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:08,419 as they can and begin flying towards it. 636 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:13,460 You see a board, you see frost giants 637 00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:17,940 readying weapons and waiting for the iceberg 638 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,220 to slow down. 639 00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:21,299 For the iceberg to slow down. 640 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,819 Well, hello there. 641 00:27:30,819 --> 00:27:32,100 Welcome to the middle part. 642 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:32,500 It's us. 643 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,180 People you were just listening to previously. 644 00:27:37,299 --> 00:27:39,299 Yeah, just a few seconds ago. 645 00:27:39,299 --> 00:27:40,740 I love that we haven't figured out 646 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:43,059 like the proper way to get into these yet. 647 00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:44,259 I mean, I had it. 648 00:27:44,259 --> 00:27:47,220 I had it down 70 episodes. 649 00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,460 We just showed up and just flipped the table. 650 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:52,740 And then I was like, hey guys, come on in. 651 00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:54,259 And now it's just not there. 652 00:27:54,259 --> 00:27:55,380 You know what else you might've seen 653 00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:56,339 on our social feeds? 654 00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:59,140 That we got a big old invite to Hollywood. 655 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:01,700 Hollywood. 656 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:06,339 And by we all, I mean two of us. 657 00:28:06,339 --> 00:28:07,860 So Amy and I are going. 658 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:08,500 Sorry, Tom. 659 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:09,460 Oh, it's all right. 660 00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:10,740 I would have loved to go. 661 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:13,539 But as it turned out, I already had vacation plans 662 00:28:13,539 --> 00:28:15,059 in that exact same time period. 663 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:17,379 So I'm not missing out too badly. 664 00:28:18,819 --> 00:28:20,659 Carla's got that wedding she's planning. 665 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:23,220 We're the only ones who have enough free time. 666 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:26,099 Not enough on our social platter as it were 667 00:28:26,099 --> 00:28:29,059 to be unavailable for this event. 668 00:28:29,539 --> 00:28:30,819 But what is this event? 669 00:28:30,819 --> 00:28:34,419 This event is D&D Live 2019, The Descent. 670 00:28:35,379 --> 00:28:36,579 So yeah, we're going to Hollywood 671 00:28:36,579 --> 00:28:39,059 and we got invited by Wizards of the Coast 672 00:28:39,059 --> 00:28:41,539 to go play their new module 673 00:28:41,539 --> 00:28:43,700 with a whole bunch of other great podcasters, 674 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:47,460 including the Broad Swords and Venture Maidens 675 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:51,220 and Taking Initiative and Drunks and Dragons. 676 00:28:51,779 --> 00:28:53,059 Oh, there's a whole list. 677 00:28:53,059 --> 00:28:55,779 So many people, so awesome. 678 00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:57,059 So much more awesome than us. 679 00:28:57,059 --> 00:28:58,500 I can't wait to surround myself 680 00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,779 in all that awesomeness. 681 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:00,100 You know what? 682 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:01,779 I was listening to Drunks and Dragons today. 683 00:29:01,779 --> 00:29:03,620 They don't listen to us, so they'll never know. 684 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:05,460 They were talking about how they're very nervous 685 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:06,660 about the live shows. 686 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:09,299 So we're nervous about them too. 687 00:29:09,299 --> 00:29:10,980 So we're just all nervous. 688 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:11,860 Speak for yourself. 689 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:15,460 I was on stage like the other day and I'm like, yes, 690 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:17,940 I need a crowd of people clapping in my life. 691 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,420 Well, Amy, I feel like if you could roll 692 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,820 for some sort of performance check 693 00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:25,300 while you're playing and bring your tap shoes with you, 694 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,940 I feel like that would really seal the deal 695 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:30,100 for whatever you were trying to do in that game. 696 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,700 Just build it into your character. 697 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,460 They haven't announced how they're doing characters, 698 00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,700 but just put a little note. 699 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:36,740 Also does tap dancing. 700 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:37,140 Perfect. 701 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:37,540 Yeah. 702 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,460 You're a bard who tap dances. 703 00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:40,420 That's your instrument. 704 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,019 It's my instrument. 705 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,340 Happy feet, motherfuckers. 706 00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:47,300 You're a penguin bard who tap dances. 707 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:48,019 Sorry, wizards. 708 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:48,580 We won't swear. 709 00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:49,060 We promise. 710 00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:51,220 Oh, right. 711 00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:51,779 Yes. 712 00:29:51,779 --> 00:29:53,539 Gonna have to probably keep it clean. 713 00:29:53,539 --> 00:29:54,660 It's a family event or something. 714 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,100 We really shouldn't have sent Amy then. 715 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:57,779 Right? 716 00:29:57,779 --> 00:29:59,060 Oh, God, sorry. 717 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,539 Anyways, that's in May. 718 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:04,259 The 17th, 18th, and 19th, 719 00:30:04,259 --> 00:30:05,940 if you're gonna be in the Los Angeles 720 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:08,660 slash Hollywood area or you live there 721 00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:09,860 or you're near there, 722 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:11,460 you should come see us and hang out with us 723 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:13,220 and all that great stuff 724 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:14,420 because it's gonna be an amazing event 725 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:17,140 and tickets are on sale soon, if not already. 726 00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:18,260 So check out the website 727 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:19,300 that's linked in the description. 728 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,340 Now we're gonna talk about something different. 729 00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:24,500 Now for something completely different. 730 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:26,260 If you're liking what we're doing 731 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:29,220 and maybe you see us in Los Angeles 732 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:31,380 and you really like what we've got going on, 733 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,660 maybe you visit us on Patreon, 734 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:34,900 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 735 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,500 where you can join the sweet community 736 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,580 and get some sweet bonus rewards 737 00:30:38,579 --> 00:30:40,179 for supporting us. 738 00:30:40,179 --> 00:30:42,099 Like a game that Tom runs, 739 00:30:42,099 --> 00:30:43,619 a side-scroller. 740 00:30:43,619 --> 00:30:44,819 So awesome. 741 00:30:44,819 --> 00:30:46,659 Russ plays a kitty cat. 742 00:30:46,659 --> 00:30:47,699 Yeah, he does. 743 00:30:47,699 --> 00:30:48,579 Yeah, I do. 744 00:30:48,579 --> 00:30:49,619 A chatty cat. 745 00:30:51,699 --> 00:30:52,819 That's about it. 746 00:30:54,579 --> 00:30:55,699 There's also other things. 747 00:30:55,699 --> 00:30:58,259 If you don't want to hear Russ be a chatty cat. 748 00:31:00,179 --> 00:31:01,220 Final thanks to Sirenscape 749 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,579 for some of the amazing atmosphere 750 00:31:02,579 --> 00:31:03,619 in today's episode. 751 00:31:03,619 --> 00:31:05,220 Make sure you check them out at sirenscape.com 752 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:06,419 to bring your games to life. 753 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,380 And the next episode, 754 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,620 it'll be out next Wednesday, April 17th. 755 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,460 So let's get back to it. 756 00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:15,140 We're getting close to that Tiamat. 757 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,300 Getting close, nearing the end. 758 00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:20,019 And close to my birthday. 759 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:21,539 Oh, fun. 760 00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:24,740 A little teaser for next week. 761 00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:25,700 Have a great week. 762 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,420 We'll talk soon. 763 00:31:32,259 --> 00:31:33,620 All right, so they're all distracted. 764 00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:37,460 It appears to be at the moment, yes. 765 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:39,380 And some sacrifices have been left in the middle? 766 00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:41,700 Not many, 767 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:44,580 because there was some talk about things. 768 00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:46,180 Well, yeah, they threw things. 769 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,460 I assume they threw as many as they could 770 00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:51,380 up into the air and then caught and ate them? 771 00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:51,940 Yeah, oh yeah. 772 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:52,580 Okay. 773 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,780 I just imagine them being like, 774 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:54,820 whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. 775 00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:55,380 See you in a few. 776 00:31:57,940 --> 00:32:00,900 Yeah, there appears to be three to five people 777 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:03,540 still left running now. 778 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:04,900 Running where? 779 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:05,780 Away from the tower. 780 00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:06,660 I would say anywhere. 781 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:07,620 At this point, it's probably better. 782 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:08,260 Well, no, I know. 783 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,340 But if there is like an entrance or something 784 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:12,660 from where they were brought into it, 785 00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:15,540 I'm assuming they weren't brought through 786 00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:19,220 a hole that they had to take boulders apart 787 00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:21,140 and then crawl themselves out of a crater 788 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,660 and then around the end. 789 00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:24,420 That's how everyone gets in here, Amy. 790 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,300 I don't think it is. 791 00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:27,620 Then maybe we could, 792 00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:28,900 maybe going in that direction, 793 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:32,100 we might find some people to kill. 794 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,700 I don't want to fight dragons, you guys, 795 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,820 or I'll fucking die. 796 00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:36,500 Yes. 797 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,260 You continue to see the people 798 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,660 running across the volcano 799 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,900 and from around the tower, 800 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:46,420 you see blasts of energy following behind them, 801 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:50,020 striking one of them in the back 802 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:51,220 as he falls to the ground. 803 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:53,380 I mean, now is probably a good time 804 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:55,860 to get on Guacamole and ride up somewhere. 805 00:32:57,220 --> 00:33:00,180 Well, if I follow that blast of energy? 806 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,820 Did we see a muzzle flare? 807 00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:04,580 Like, do we know where it came from? 808 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:08,180 Didn't appear to be a dragon blast, 809 00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:11,460 more a magical spell cast. 810 00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:13,860 I think I could tell that as a spell cast. 811 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:16,180 Yeah, no, that's what I'm wondering. 812 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:18,180 So we didn't see where it came from. 813 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:21,460 It came out from further around the tower 814 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,380 where you could not see specifically 815 00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:24,660 who or what casted. 816 00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:27,940 Well, I mean, let's go fucking see. 817 00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:29,460 The dragons are as distracted 818 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:30,579 as they're gonna get, right? 819 00:33:30,579 --> 00:33:31,620 Yeah, I guess so. 820 00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:34,019 You continue to walk around 821 00:33:34,019 --> 00:33:35,700 and two more blasts go out, 822 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,860 hitting two more of the people. 823 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:39,460 Okay, now we run around. 824 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:41,940 You run around and you see 825 00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:45,059 a massive lit entrance 826 00:33:45,779 --> 00:33:48,019 to the temple of Tiamat 827 00:33:48,019 --> 00:33:49,620 and standing at the gate, 828 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:51,940 I'm assuming you're peeking around 829 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:53,539 rather than just bolting around the corner. 830 00:33:53,539 --> 00:33:54,579 I'm always peeking. 831 00:33:55,060 --> 00:34:00,260 Um, you see three red-robed wizards 832 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,540 standing at the gate. 833 00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:05,700 Guys, guys, I'm gonna use a spell. 834 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:09,380 I'm doing like mad hand gestures. 835 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,539 One of them casts more spells 836 00:34:11,539 --> 00:34:13,539 than fires them out at the remaining people 837 00:34:13,539 --> 00:34:15,059 and two of them begin to turn 838 00:34:15,059 --> 00:34:17,460 and walk back into the temple. 839 00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:19,620 I'm gonna cast Stone Skin upon myself. 840 00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:21,860 Before they exited, 841 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,300 I was hoping to hit them all 842 00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,820 with Eldritch Blast. 843 00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:27,780 You can most certainly give it a go. 844 00:34:29,059 --> 00:34:32,660 Guys, guys, I'm gonna blast them. 845 00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:33,300 And so... 846 00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:36,500 One per each. 847 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:39,300 Okay, I just feel like 848 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:40,420 I had already rolled that 849 00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:41,380 and it was an 18 850 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:42,260 and for some reason 851 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:43,539 I just decided to roll again. 852 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:44,900 Well, you gotta roll it three times. 853 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,740 Okay, well, this one's a 15. 854 00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:52,900 This one's a 26. 855 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:53,540 There we go. 856 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:56,900 And this one's a 26. 857 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:59,460 I peeked around the corner 858 00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:01,780 and I've essentially just like 859 00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:02,820 put my fingers out like a 860 00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:03,780 kkkkkk 861 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:07,220 type of motion. 862 00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:09,140 Thea makes weird cat noises 863 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,380 and throws Eldritch Blast out. 864 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:14,980 The one red wizard who is looking towards you. 865 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,619 He sees them coming 866 00:35:17,619 --> 00:35:19,699 and he deflects the one 867 00:35:19,699 --> 00:35:21,219 that is going to hit him. 868 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:24,500 The other two hit the backs 869 00:35:25,219 --> 00:35:28,099 of the other two red wizards 870 00:35:28,099 --> 00:35:28,900 and they take 871 00:35:30,579 --> 00:35:33,380 eight and seven. 872 00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:35,619 They are struck by these. 873 00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:39,460 They let out a cry of pain. 874 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:41,380 Turn to look 875 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:43,539 and the other red wizard yells 876 00:35:44,179 --> 00:35:46,659 to them to get back inside. 877 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:50,500 They run and begin closing the door 878 00:35:51,059 --> 00:35:52,980 as the red wizard turns 879 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:54,739 and continues to run. 880 00:35:54,739 --> 00:35:55,860 Roll for initiative. 881 00:35:57,139 --> 00:35:58,980 Guys, I think we're heading inside. 882 00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,099 I got a 12. 883 00:36:00,099 --> 00:36:02,500 I got a 16. 884 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,539 I got an 11. 885 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:08,179 The two wizards who were running 886 00:36:08,179 --> 00:36:08,820 for the door 887 00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:09,940 and beginning to close it 888 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:10,739 is their turn 889 00:36:10,739 --> 00:36:11,940 and they continue to push 890 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:14,820 the large heavy doors closed. 891 00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:16,740 Now it is Flint's turn. 892 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:18,500 You are a fair distance 893 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,619 from anybody 894 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:23,059 in terms of travel distance. 895 00:36:23,619 --> 00:36:25,220 75 to 100 feet 896 00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:26,980 from the door. 897 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:29,380 All right. 898 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,460 Can I dash on closer 899 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:35,059 to the door as best I can? 900 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,220 So if you dash 901 00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:39,059 you're going to move double your speed. 902 00:36:39,059 --> 00:36:39,619 Yeah. 903 00:36:39,619 --> 00:36:40,500 So that will get me 904 00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:43,940 roughly 50 feet away from the door. 905 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:44,500 OK. 906 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,579 And can I see either one 907 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:48,739 of the red wizards 908 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:50,259 that are attempting to close the door? 909 00:36:50,259 --> 00:36:51,699 Like, are they visible at all? 910 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:56,980 No, they would be more behind the doors 911 00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:58,339 pushing them closed. 912 00:37:00,019 --> 00:37:01,299 I know previously, Russ 913 00:37:02,819 --> 00:37:03,940 that you've been 914 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:08,420 in control of when Bort takes over for me. 915 00:37:09,859 --> 00:37:12,579 Is there a way that I can trigger that 916 00:37:12,579 --> 00:37:13,779 if I needed to? 917 00:37:14,739 --> 00:37:16,099 We've never done that before. 918 00:37:16,099 --> 00:37:17,859 So we're setting new ground right now. 919 00:37:19,859 --> 00:37:22,819 I'm going to say, yes, we can try it. 920 00:37:22,819 --> 00:37:24,659 Your new roll DC 921 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,299 that you've been rolling has been 12. 922 00:37:27,299 --> 00:37:27,539 OK. 923 00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:29,699 If you roll under 12 924 00:37:29,699 --> 00:37:30,819 you become Bort. 925 00:37:30,819 --> 00:37:32,339 If you roll over 12 926 00:37:32,339 --> 00:37:34,019 you remain Flint. 927 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:37,059 So give me a little narrative 928 00:37:37,139 --> 00:37:39,460 of Flint Bort 929 00:37:40,179 --> 00:37:42,340 in the talk to transition 930 00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:44,019 and see what happens here. 931 00:37:44,019 --> 00:37:48,340 Yeah, as Flint's running towards that door 932 00:37:49,779 --> 00:37:51,860 he knows Bort's got some skills 933 00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:55,380 so he has a little thought bubble above his head. 934 00:37:57,059 --> 00:37:59,699 Bort, are you ready to take over here for a second? 935 00:37:59,699 --> 00:38:00,500 I got an idea. 936 00:38:03,299 --> 00:38:04,500 What do you have in mind? 937 00:38:05,219 --> 00:38:07,619 Well, you got that skill 938 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:11,139 where you can kind of almost disappear 939 00:38:11,139 --> 00:38:12,260 if I remember correctly. 940 00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:14,820 You take that step into the ethereal. 941 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,099 Yeah. 942 00:38:16,099 --> 00:38:16,579 Yeah. 943 00:38:16,579 --> 00:38:18,420 You think that's going to be helpful right now? 944 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:20,340 Yeah, I'm thinking we're going to need 945 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,460 a little fun voodoo to take care of these guys. 946 00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:25,059 So I'm going to roll. 947 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:27,940 OK, I rolled a nat 20 948 00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:29,300 so I guess I stay as Flint. 949 00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:30,739 You are Flint. 950 00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:33,699 Poor time to roll a nat 20. 951 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:36,260 A super confident version of yourself. 952 00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:36,820 I guess. 953 00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:37,380 No, no, buddy. 954 00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:37,780 You're right. 955 00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:38,980 I got this. 956 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:39,620 Yes. 957 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:42,340 OK, I'm going to throw my dwarven thrower 958 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:45,140 at the red wizard that's still outside the doors. 959 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:45,640 Sure. 960 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,860 He's running back to you 961 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:50,180 so you got advantage on this roll. 962 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:51,640 OK. 963 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,820 Well, first one's an 18 964 00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:55,380 but you never know. 965 00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:56,420 I might get that crit again. 966 00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,860 Rolled it under my computer. 967 00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:00,260 No. 968 00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:01,220 So OK. 969 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:04,820 So the first one is a 28. 970 00:39:06,099 --> 00:39:06,420 Yeah. 971 00:39:08,099 --> 00:39:09,220 You mean that almost 30? 972 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,180 Don't want to assume. 973 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,539 I got to make sure. 974 00:39:11,539 --> 00:39:12,340 That's fair. 975 00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:14,579 We're so fucked if that didn't hit. 976 00:39:14,579 --> 00:39:15,079 Right. 977 00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:16,900 So that's 10 damage. 978 00:39:17,539 --> 00:39:20,099 I'm assuming Flint is like talking out loud. 979 00:39:20,099 --> 00:39:20,420 Oh, yeah. 980 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:22,260 No, he's just a straight up crazy person. 981 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,460 No, that's good. 982 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:24,019 That's good. 983 00:39:24,019 --> 00:39:25,140 That's good stuff. 984 00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:28,340 So you two, you see you see Flint like book it. 985 00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:29,220 Like he's running. 986 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:30,260 Like there's no tomorrow. 987 00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:32,340 And you hear him grumbling as he's running away. 988 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:36,260 And then he stops and he has a bit of a confused. 989 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,220 That should have worked better. 990 00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:40,580 And then he throws his hammer 991 00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:42,820 and hits the red wizard in the back 992 00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:45,380 and it recoils and comes back to him 993 00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:48,900 as the red wizard is propelled forward closer to the door. 994 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:51,140 He's now about 25 feet from the door. 995 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:55,860 Should have tried to take out his feet. 996 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:56,660 Sorry, guys. 997 00:39:56,659 --> 00:39:59,779 It is the remaining red wizard's turn 998 00:39:59,779 --> 00:40:03,699 and he runs through the doors as they slam shut. 999 00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:08,420 And you hear yelling. 1000 00:40:09,379 --> 00:40:12,259 Well, probably mostly Flint because you're closer. 1001 00:40:12,259 --> 00:40:14,500 You hear yelling from inside. 1002 00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:17,859 What was a fairly bright light 1003 00:40:17,859 --> 00:40:21,699 coming through some of the windows, it gets brighter. 1004 00:40:23,539 --> 00:40:25,219 And the dragons in the air 1005 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:30,020 and off in the distance, they were incredibly loud. 1006 00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:51,540 Some of the music in today's episode 1007 00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:54,980 is by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io 1008 00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:58,260 and Scott Buckley at scottbuckley.com.au. 1009 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:01,780 Sound effects can be found at boomlibrary.com 1010 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:03,780 and at sirenscape.com. 1011 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:26,260 Stopping the picture recording. 1012 00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:39,219 Something else happened with the foot getting put in something. 1013 00:41:39,219 --> 00:41:40,579 I know it's amazing. 1014 00:41:40,579 --> 00:41:42,900 We like teed it up so well. 1015 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,019 Horrible. 1016 00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:49,460 That's worse than water. 1017 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:51,860 Yep, that is 100% worse than water. 1018 00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:52,260 Worse. 1019 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:54,659 I guess I do both voices, don't I? 1020 00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:58,900 All right, I'm just going to talk to myself here for a sec. 1021 00:41:58,900 --> 00:41:59,699 Hang on. 1022 00:41:59,699 --> 00:42:00,500 Welcome to the club. 1023 00:42:01,139 --> 00:42:05,780 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.